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My entire existence I thought the words to that song were…

What I sing: “Would I lie to you? Now would I say something that wasn’t true? I’m asking would I lie-ie-ie-ie to you? My friends know what’s in store. I won’t be here anymore. I packed my bags, I leave the store, watch me walkin’ walkin’ out the door door door (background singing: I’m Naked Naked)”

Actual lyrics: I’ll “make it, make it” not I’m Naked Naked. I like my lyrics better. I am not sure someone is leaving the store…that could be wrong.

What I sing: “a Mel-lye-do, and a ladle, a mosquito and The Beatles. Runny nylons Runny nylons Runny nylons”

Actual lyrics: A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido. Our denial, Our denial, Our denial.

I always wondered why he mentioned The Beatles…like, what was the significance of referencing an older band…maybe it was like a druggy hippie dippy reference to their Rebellion and a throwback to the seventies. Now, I see it is strictly about a boner. The Runny Nylons thing I KNEW couldn’t be right. But, I figured it was some weird thing like that douche song.

“Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night.” Which, interestingly enough turns out to be: Revved up like a deuce…I think they lie. I think they sang douche on purpose for laughs. I mean, why not, right? They were loaded on pot and LSD back then.


Posted by on February 17, 2012 in Uncategorized